Your league just got
a broadcast crew.
Add something to your league this year. A four-person crew covers your matchups every week, all season— broadcasts customized to your league’s activity, delivered to your owners every week. Easy one-time setup, season-long entertainment. (A draft-day recap kicks it all off.)
Your league's week, turned into a show.
Every week the desk turns your real matchups, blowups, and bad beats into a fresh broadcast — no two leagues, and no two weeks, ever the same. It kicks off with a draft-day special, then runs itself all season. (Here’s the draft, as a taste.)
- 1.01WRJa'Marr ChaseMahomes Depot
- 1.02RBBijan RobinsonSodapop's Squad
- 1.03WRJustin JeffersonTouchdown Prophets
- 1.04RBSaquon BarkleyThe Replacements
- 1.05WRCeeDee LambGronk & Roll
- 1.06RBJahmyr GibbsWaiver Wire Willie
- 1.07WRAmon-Ra St. BrownDak to the Future
- 1.08WRMalik NabersPurdy Good
- 1.09QBPatrick Mahomeschad
- 1.10RBChristian McCaffreySix Rings
- 1.11WRPuka NacuaScott's Tots
- 1.12RBDerrick HenryComeback Kids
“The Mahomes Heist & Other Crimes”
The desk leads with the biggest reach, runs the numbers, drops the rumors, grades every team, and calls a champ — all from these exact picks. Then it does the same with your results every Tuesday, all season.
The recap is just half of it.
Subscribers get two broadcasts every week from the same desk — one about your league, one about the league.
Customized to your week.
Your real matchups, blowups, bad beats, and sit/start crimes — every team graded, the standings argued, a champ called. Your players, your rivalries, your inside jokes. No two leagues get the same show.
The news that moves your lineups.
The crew breaks down the real NFL news that actually matters for fantasy — rankings and ADP before your draft, then start/sit calls, injuries, the backup who suddenly matters, and PPR vs standard scoring all season. Real analysis, same voices.
From sign-up to the group chat.
Set it up once. Every week the show makes itself and shows up right where your league already hangs out.
You sign up
Connect your league in about a minute — Sleeper, ESPN, or Yahoo. One-time setup.
Hot Mic makes the show
A fresh broadcast on your league's week, generated automatically — every week, all season.
It lands in your inbox
An audio link emailed to the commissioner the moment each episode is ready.
Share it anywhere
One tap to Discord, GroupMe, Slack, the group text, your league board — wherever your league talks.
Meet the desk.
01Mick Halloran
Runs the desk — and quietly runs it into the ground. Cold open, the hand-offs, the sign-off, and he's in every argument he pretends to referee.
02Tank Greer
Loud, fearless, guarantees everything. Wrong with total confidence and the first to laugh about it. The heart of the desk.
Set it up once. Hear it all season.
01Setup · onceSet up your league — once
Connect your league, drop in your inside jokes, and answer a few quick questions. We build a “league bible” on your teams, rivalries, and characters.
02Tuesdays · autoWe cover every week — automatically
Every Tuesday morning when scores finalize, the desk produces a fresh broadcast on your matchups, blowups, and bad beats. Zero work from you.
03All seasonYour league stays hooked
It lands automatically — emailed to your members and auto-posted to your GroupMe, Discord, or Slack. By week three they’re quoting the hosts; by the playoffs it’s a league tradition.
Minimal work from the commissioner. Premium output in the league’s inbox every week.
A real cut from the desk.
Welcome to The Hot Mic Report — I'm Mick Halloran, the draft's in the books, and folks, it's already a crime scene. Walt — explain to me what chad just did.
...You really want me to say it out loud. He took Mahomes. Pick nine. First quarterback off the board — and Christian McCaffrey went the very next pick.
A QUARTERBACK?! In the first round?! Walt, I'm gonna get up and leave this desk.
And I'm hearing he panicked — thought somebody else was about to take him. Nobody was. He drafted scared of a ghost.
Generated live by Claude Opus 4.8 from the draft above — every recap is one of a kind.
You pick how hard they go.
Every league has a different vibe. Dial it from PG to no-mercy — one setting, locked in for the season (change it anytime). The roasting is always about decisions, never anyone’s identity.
Prime Time
PGNo profanity, no crude humor — just good-natured ribbing. Safe for the work league and the kids in the room.
Locker Room
PG-13The way you actually talk to your league — sarcastic, edgy roasting with mild language. Mean, but not profane. It's the default.
Off the Record
R · 18+Gloves off — R-rated, genuinely profane, no-mercy roasting of every bad decision. Nothing's safe. For leagues that can take it.
Your whole league, all season — $99.
Draft recap + a fresh ~10-min broadcast every Tuesday, all season. Set it up once.
- Everything in Draft Recap
- New ~10-min broadcast every Tuesday
- Weekly fantasy news & analysis show — rankings, start/sit, injuries
- Playoff specials + season finale
- Your league bible, woven in all year
- $99 for the whole league (up to 14) — or $20/month. Split it in the group chat.
The draft-day broadcast — the perfect way to put the desk on trial.
- Full ~15-minute draft recap
- Every team graded + a projected league champ
- Studio-quality audio + shareable clip
- Emailed to you and every member you add
A new ~10-min episode each Tuesday. Cancel anytime — zero commitment.
- New broadcast every Tuesday
- Add the draft recap anytime
- Cancel whenever you want
The Season Pass is the main event — a fresh broadcast every week, all season — for a flat $99 per league (up to 14members; that’s just a few bucks a manager, under $1 per show). Pay once, or spread it over the season at $20/month— cancel anytime, and there’s a 7-day money-back guarantee from your first broadcast. Split it in the group chat; promo codes apply at checkout. Bigger league? Email us for pricing.
Questions, answered.
Sleeper, ESPN, and Yahoo all work today — no API keys, ever. Sleeper: type your username and pick your league. Yahoo: one-tap “Log in with Yahoo.” ESPN: drop in your league ID — public leagues connect instantly, and private leagues take two quick browser cookies (we walk you through it step by step).
Keeper leagues, yes — and the desk treats them right. We automatically pick up which players you kept (no setup), so the draft recap grades them as retained-at-cost instead of calling your discounted keeper a “steal,” spotlights your best keeper values and the keepers that boxed in your draft, and every team’s grade reflects its full roster. That’s live for Sleeper and ESPN keeper leagues today, with Yahoo keeper detection on the way. Full dynasty leagues aren’t supported just yet — they’re coming soon — but in the meantime a dynasty league still gets the complete broadcast, graded like a standard draft.
Completely. The desk works from your real scores, matchups, rosters, sit/start calls, and standings — plus the inside jokes and rivalries you add in setup. No two leagues get the same show, and even a re-roll takes a fresh angle.
Yes — subscribers get two shows a week. Your custom league recap covers your actual matchups and bad beats, and a weekly fantasy news & analysis show has the desk break down the real NFL news that moves your lineups: rankings and ADP before your draft, then start/sit calls, injuries, the backup who suddenly matters, and PPR vs standard scoring all season.
Automatically. Every member you add gets the new episode by email each Tuesday, and it auto-posts to your league’s GroupMe, Discord, or Slack if you connect one in setup. For any other chat it’s a one-tap share — and it streams on any phone, no app to install.
None. If you can type your Sleeper username, you’re in. Setup after that is about a minute of taps — flag your managers, set the tone, drop in a few inside jokes.
The Season Pass is a flat $99 for your whole league (up to 14 members) — that's just a few bucks a manager, so split it in the group chat. Pay once, or spread it at $20/month. Prefer to pay as you go? It's $8 a week per league, or grab a one-time Draft Recap for $9.99. Bigger than 14 members? Email hello@hotmicffl.com for custom pricing. Payments run through Stripe with Apple Pay. You can cancel anytime yourself from the Manage Subscription page — enter your signup email, we send a secure link to your billing portal, and you cancel in two clicks. You keep access through the period you already paid for.
Yes — three modes: Prime Time (PG, family-friendly), Locker Room (PG-13, edgy — the default), and Off the Record (R-rated, 18+). Every mode passes a moderation floor: no hate speech or attacks on protected groups, ever.
Mick, Tank, Walt, and Sarah — an original four-person AI desk we built. They’re characters, not impressions of any real broadcaster.
Put your league
on the air.
Sixty seconds to connect. One broadcast your group chat will be quoting all season.
Not draft season yet? Get notified and we’ll ping you before drafts.